1
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MAYA:
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Stardust,

2
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we need to hide
in Windsor Caves
or Claw will kill us.

3
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(SIGHS)

4
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No, Puff Paws,

5
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I can't leave
without Dingle Pan.

6
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Do you want me
to stay with you?

7
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You'll stay with me?

8
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Yeah.

9
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Okay. Kiss me.

10
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(IMITATING KISSING)

11
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(PULSE THUMPING)

12
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(THUMPING QUICKENS)

13
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

14
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(EXHALES)

15
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(SIGHS)

16
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YUKI: Maya  -chan,
did you brush your teeth?

17
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Yeah, I'm in bed!
Asleep now!

18
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(DOOR OPENS)
(SIGHS)

19
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(BOTH SPEAKING JAPANESE)

20
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(SPEAKING ENGLISH)
I love you.

21
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I love you.
Let me turn the light off.

22
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No, no, can you
leave it on?

23
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Okay. All right.
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

24
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(DOOR CLOSES)

25
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♪ High

26
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♪ I am high

27
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♪ The you I show to you

28
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♪ Is just a lie

29
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♪ You take what you want

30
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♪ You get what you take

31
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♪ The high, high, high ♪

32
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(WATER RUNNING)

33
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
SHUJI: Hurry up, dummy!

34
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We're gonna be
late for school!

35
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It's my bathroom, too!
Shut up!

36
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SHUJI: What are you
doing in there?

37
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Shaving your back?

38
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What?

39
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You can't just barge in!

40
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I was brushing my teeth!

41
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(YELLING)

42
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There is no privacy
in this house!

43
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(ANNA HUMMING)

44
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(SIGHS)

45
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Good morning.
Morning.

46
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Is it just me,
or it's super dry
last night?

47
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My nostrils are crusty.

48
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(LAUGHS)

49
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This is too
strong, again.

50
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CURTIS: It's light roast.

51
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Light roasts are
stronger, Curtis.

52
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You know I don't
like it strong

53
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and yet you continue
to make it strong.

54
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It's Peruvian.

55
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Yeah, well,
it tastes like shit.

56
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ANNA: Okay,
I'm gonna go.

57
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Love you. Bye.
Bye, sweetie.

58
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Just use more cream, like--

59
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Okay, thank you.
I... I love you.

60
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Okay, thanks. Love you.

61
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I got to go.
Have a good day
at school.

62
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

63
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MS. BELL:
Pay attention, people.

64
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We're discussing
The Hero's Journey.

65
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Maya.
Ah.

66
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Um, what are we gonna
do this weekend?

67
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Like I really want it
to be fun.

68
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Yeah. Fun.

69
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Do you wanna go see,
like a movie,
or something?

70
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That would be fun.

71
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We could tell your mom
that we're gonna go see

72
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Chicken Run  and then see
Coyote Ugly  instead.

73
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Mmm. (MUMBLING GIBBERISH)

74
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What?

75
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(DRUM MUSIC PLAYING)

76
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Maya.
Yeah. What?

77
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You're not listening,
obviously.

78
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Yes, I am.

79
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

80
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Um, I gotta...
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

81
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Okay, let's go.

82
00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,238
Or actually, can...

83
00:05:05,342 --> 00:05:07,489
Can I go in there
alone this time

84
00:05:07,594 --> 00:05:09,282
'cause I kinda
want some privacy?

85
00:05:09,387 --> 00:05:11,576
Oh, yeah.
You're your own person.

86
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Okay. Thanks.

87
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You just always want me
to go in there with you.

88
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Yeah, I know, it's just
gonna be like, a nasty one.

89
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So, I don't wanna put you
through that, you know.

90
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It's okay. I'll just breathe
through my mouth.

91
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Okay, or can you just,

92
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like, keep watch outside,
and that...

93
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so, no one can come in?

94
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Okay.

95
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

96
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Hey.

97
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(DOOR CLOSES)

98
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Sex.

99
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(DRUM MUSIC PLAYING)

100
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Sexual.

101
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Sex.

102
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Vagina. Vagina...

103
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HEATHER: You guys,
I can't wait!

104
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B-Witched is like
the best band.

105
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♪ Gotta let me in
♪ Hey, hey, hey

106
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ALL:  ♪ Let the fun begin,
Hey ♪

107
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You guys, we have to be
good about calling

108
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Q102 tonight
from 6:00 to 7:00.

109
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Like, we need to win
these backstage passes.
We have to.

110
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No one ever calls.
It's gonna be so tight.

111
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(SQUEALING)

112
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(ALL LAUGHING)

113
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Oh, my God.

114
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Guess who's coming to
our town this weekend.

115
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B-freaking-Witched.

116
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I'm so jazzed.

117
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Like, B-Witched.

118
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Whoa.
Yeah.

119
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Like, uh...
I'm the wolf today...

120
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ANNA:  ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

121
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Yeah. So, we need to call

122
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the radio station tonight
between 6:00 to 7:00

123
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to try to get
backstage passes.

124
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And the good thing is that,
like no one ever calls,

125
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so, it's gonna be tight.
Mmm.

126
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MAYA: Oh.
Are you still going
right now?

127
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(GRUNTS)

128
00:07:00,135 --> 00:07:02,366
That was a hard
long one, huh?

129
00:07:02,470 --> 00:07:06,411
So weird, it doesn't smell
like poop at all in here.

130
00:07:06,515 --> 00:07:08,600
Your body must be
changing or something.

131
00:07:10,559 --> 00:07:12,644
Yeah.

132
00:07:13,562 --> 00:07:15,834
All done.
(FLUSHING)

133
00:07:15,938 --> 00:07:19,545
So, we'll call at
6:03, 6:06,

134
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we'll skip 6:05

135
00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:22,756
'cause everyone's gonna
call at 6:05.

136
00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,049
Yo, I found
the Spice channel.

137
00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:25,842
Yesterday,
I mapped it out.

138
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Every 48 seconds

139
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it shows a titty and it
lasts for about a second.

140
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It's awesome.

141
00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:32,972
Wow, that's so,
like... specific.

142
00:07:33,076 --> 00:07:35,932
Hey, Sam, is it weird
to see your mom on screen?

143
00:07:36,037 --> 00:07:37,058
Do you stay hard?

144
00:07:37,162 --> 00:07:39,268
Fuck you.
I stay hard 24/7.

145
00:07:39,372 --> 00:07:41,812
Are you guys,
like, talking about,

146
00:07:41,916 --> 00:07:43,896
like masturbating, or...

147
00:07:44,001 --> 00:07:45,731
Yes, Maya.
Just ignore them.
Like, they're pervs.

148
00:07:45,835 --> 00:07:47,191
It's just porn, dork.

149
00:07:47,295 --> 00:07:49,734
Okay, well, do you mind
keeping the sex talk down?

150
00:07:49,838 --> 00:07:51,027
Can you just
suck my balls?

151
00:07:51,131 --> 00:07:54,529
Oh, can I barf all over
your fat face?
Sam!

152
00:07:54,634 --> 00:07:57,323
Hey, I heard Connie M
puts peanut butter
on her crotch

153
00:07:57,427 --> 00:07:58,324
and has a dog lick it.

154
00:07:58,428 --> 00:08:00,450
SAM: Are you serious?
I'm serious.

155
00:08:00,555 --> 00:08:02,952
ALL: Eww.

156
00:08:03,056 --> 00:08:04,495
What the fuck?

157
00:08:04,599 --> 00:08:07,560
ANNA: That's nasty.
I could never do that.

158
00:08:09,603 --> 00:08:11,750
ANNA: So, I'm coming home
with you, right?

159
00:08:11,855 --> 00:08:14,294
To make the calls?
Yeah, yeah.

160
00:08:14,398 --> 00:08:17,088
'Cause I just... I just
don't wanna do it at
my house, so...

161
00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,213
Yeah.

162
00:08:18,318 --> 00:08:20,715
Yeah. Oh!

163
00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:23,801
Except... Damn it!
What?

164
00:08:23,905 --> 00:08:26,511
No, I forgot, I forgot.
I have to, um...

165
00:08:26,616 --> 00:08:29,701
Go to Sam's house
to do a math project.

166
00:08:30,785 --> 00:08:31,723
Tonight?

167
00:08:31,828 --> 00:08:32,891
Yeah.

168
00:08:32,995 --> 00:08:35,601
Do plans mean
like zilch to you?

169
00:08:35,706 --> 00:08:37,061
No, I made a plan
with Sam first,

170
00:08:37,165 --> 00:08:39,062
so, obviously,
I'm keeping that.

171
00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:40,855
Means a lot to me.

172
00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:43,816
Just remember
to call Q102...
Yeah.

173
00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:46,318
At 6:00pm.
6:00pm, I know.

174
00:08:46,422 --> 00:08:48,528
I'm not stupid.
I refuse to be home
this weekend.

175
00:08:48,632 --> 00:08:51,676
Don't worry, we'll win.
I'll call at 6:00.

176
00:08:52,551 --> 00:08:53,781
(SIGHS)

177
00:08:53,886 --> 00:08:56,116
♪  I really wanna win
for the weekend

178
00:08:56,221 --> 00:08:59,494
♪  I really wanna win
for the weekend

179
00:08:59,598 --> 00:09:01,871
♪  I really wanna win
for the weekend

180
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:05,248
BOTH:  ♪ I really wanna win
for the weekend, weekend

181
00:09:05,352 --> 00:09:08,146
♪  I really wanna win
for the weekend♪

182
00:09:42,672 --> 00:09:44,152
No one come in
for an hour,

183
00:09:44,256 --> 00:09:46,341
I'm taking a nap!

184
00:09:48,217 --> 00:09:49,864
KATHY: You think since
you have a job...

185
00:09:49,969 --> 00:09:51,616
CURTIS: You got a great kid.

186
00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,951
KATHY: ...and make money,
that makes you better
than me. I know.

187
00:09:54,055 --> 00:09:56,578
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

188
00:09:56,682 --> 00:09:58,412
CURTIS: Just get a job, okay?
Just get a job.

189
00:09:58,517 --> 00:10:00,747
KATHY: Okay,
then who's gonna
drive Anna to school?

190
00:10:00,852 --> 00:10:04,000
CURTIS: I'm not gonna
talk to you like that,
okay?

191
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,586
Like this. All I do
is try to take care of...

192
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,921
(THE EARTH, THE AIR, THE FIRE,
THE WATER  PLAYING)

193
00:10:10,025 --> 00:10:14,716
(VOCALIZING)

194
00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:17,385
♪  The earth, the air,
the fire, the water

195
00:10:17,489 --> 00:10:19,636
♪ Return, return,
return, return

196
00:10:19,741 --> 00:10:22,263
♪  The earth, the air,
the fire, the water

197
00:10:22,368 --> 00:10:24,723
♪ Return, return,
return, return

198
00:10:24,828 --> 00:10:29,748
(VOCALIZING)

199
00:10:35,044 --> 00:10:37,441
♪ The earth, the air,
the fire, the water

200
00:10:37,545 --> 00:10:39,443
♪ Return, return,
return, return

201
00:10:39,547 --> 00:10:42,195
♪ The earth, the air,
the fire, the water

202
00:10:42,299 --> 00:10:44,655
♪ Return, return,
return, return

203
00:10:44,759 --> 00:10:47,824
(VOCALIZING)

204
00:10:47,928 --> 00:10:49,659
(MOANING)

205
00:10:49,763 --> 00:10:54,537
(ANNA VOCALIZING)

206
00:10:54,641 --> 00:10:57,247
♪ The earth, the air,
the fire, the water

207
00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,416
♪ Return, return,
return, return

208
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,084
♪ The earth, the air,
the fire, the water

209
00:11:02,189 --> 00:11:04,419
♪ Return, return,
return, return ♪

210
00:11:04,524 --> 00:11:09,402
(VOCALIZING)

211
00:11:15,824 --> 00:11:17,909
(SIGHS)

212
00:11:25,122 --> 00:11:26,436
(DOOR SLAMS)
KATHY: I just hate you!

213
00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,979
I can't do this
one more minute!
CURTIS: Okay, okay.

214
00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:31,940
KATHY: Go away!
(CURTIS GRUNTS)

215
00:11:32,044 --> 00:11:34,233
KATHY: No, shut up! No!
CURTIS: Come on.

216
00:11:34,337 --> 00:11:36,109
Hey, grow up! Grow up!

217
00:11:36,214 --> 00:11:37,902
KATHY: Don't tell me
to grow up!

218
00:11:38,007 --> 00:11:40,509
Fuck you!
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

219
00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:44,657
Mrs. Zablowski?

220
00:11:44,762 --> 00:11:46,847
It's Anna Kone.

221
00:11:47,555 --> 00:11:49,640
Sam?

222
00:11:51,141 --> 00:11:53,226
Maya?

223
00:11:55,603 --> 00:11:58,376
Mrs. Zablowski,
I'm so sorry to
come unannounced.

224
00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,502
Hope I'm not
interrupting.

225
00:12:00,607 --> 00:12:03,046
Um, I just wanted
to stop by while Maya
and Sam did their project,

226
00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:05,485
I promise I won't
distract them. Thank you.

227
00:12:06,361 --> 00:12:08,342
Oh, uh, Maya's not here,

228
00:12:08,446 --> 00:12:10,531
but Gabe and Jafeer are.

229
00:12:10,906 --> 00:12:12,762
Oh, did she just leave?

230
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,534
Um, I haven't seen Maya.

231
00:12:17,119 --> 00:12:19,183
Oh.

232
00:12:19,287 --> 00:12:20,976
That's weird.

233
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,790
'Cause she said that
she was here, so...
Oh.

234
00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:28,064
I bet Sam would love
to see you.

235
00:12:28,169 --> 00:12:30,254
And I'll make Bagel Bites.

236
00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:33,214
I love Bagel Bites.

237
00:12:34,382 --> 00:12:37,822
♪ Pizza in the morning,
pizza in the evening

238
00:12:37,926 --> 00:12:39,406
♪ Pizza at supper time

239
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:42,408
♪ Put pizza on a bagel

240
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:45,848
♪ You can eat pizza anytime ♪

241
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,102
YUKI: Maya, dinner's ready!

242
00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:55,105
Maya!

243
00:12:58,691 --> 00:12:59,713
(DOOR OPENS)

244
00:12:59,817 --> 00:13:01,339
I told you dinner is ready.

245
00:13:01,443 --> 00:13:03,674
I know. I'm coming down.

246
00:13:03,778 --> 00:13:05,863
(SNIFFING)

247
00:13:06,197 --> 00:13:08,282
What's that smell?

248
00:13:09,950 --> 00:13:12,034
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)

249
00:13:16,788 --> 00:13:19,811
(SPEAKS ENGLISH)
Let's go down. Let's eat.
Okay.

250
00:13:19,915 --> 00:13:22,104
(DOOR CLOSES)

251
00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:24,293
Why do you think
she'd lie?

252
00:13:26,295 --> 00:13:27,525
I'm not sure.

253
00:13:27,629 --> 00:13:29,110
She might be going
through something

254
00:13:29,214 --> 00:13:31,069
that has nothing
to do with you.

255
00:13:31,174 --> 00:13:32,737
It's all about boundaries.

256
00:13:32,841 --> 00:13:36,073
I pretty much know
everything about her,
though.

257
00:13:36,177 --> 00:13:39,346
I don't know what she could
possibly be going through
that I wouldn't know.

258
00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:59,132
(MIMICKING CHILD) Mama.
Mmm-hmm.

259
00:13:59,236 --> 00:14:01,321
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

260
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,596
(SPEAKS ENGLISH) Why are
you talking like that?

261
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:09,014
I'm not talking
like anything.

262
00:14:09,118 --> 00:14:11,266
(SCOFFS)

263
00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:14,101
Tonight we pay respect
to  Ojichan.

264
00:14:14,205 --> 00:14:16,269
Why?

265
00:14:16,374 --> 00:14:19,397
It's his birthday, moron.
What, did you forget?

266
00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:21,732
No.

267
00:14:21,836 --> 00:14:23,108
Okay, Mama.

268
00:14:23,212 --> 00:14:25,297
(LAUGHS)

269
00:14:29,717 --> 00:14:31,239
Can I help you
clean up at all?

270
00:14:31,343 --> 00:14:32,531
ALBERT: Oh.
SUZE: Oh. You know what?

271
00:14:32,636 --> 00:14:34,408
Why don't you go on up
and say hi to the boys?

272
00:14:34,512 --> 00:14:36,034
Yeah.
I think they're watching

273
00:14:36,138 --> 00:14:37,785
a movie or something.
Armageddon.

274
00:14:37,889 --> 00:14:39,203
(LAUGHING)

275
00:14:39,307 --> 00:14:42,205
Um, I just want
you guys to know, like...

276
00:14:42,309 --> 00:14:44,040
I really love
talking to you.

277
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,083
Yeah, we don't wanna
keep boring you.

278
00:14:46,187 --> 00:14:47,959
No, no. I could talk to
you guys for hours.

279
00:14:48,064 --> 00:14:49,377
I could even sleep here.
(LAUGHS)

280
00:14:49,481 --> 00:14:51,566
Just kidding. I'll go check
on those rascals.

281
00:14:54,443 --> 00:14:56,049
Thank you.
Thank you.

282
00:14:56,153 --> 00:14:58,384
(DINGS)

283
00:14:58,488 --> 00:15:00,573
Happy birthday,  Ojichan.

284
00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:04,284
Thank you for
always watching over us.

285
00:15:07,912 --> 00:15:09,600
Mama.

286
00:15:09,705 --> 00:15:12,436
What do you mean,
"he's always watching
over us"?

287
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:16,189
He protects us
and watches over us
all the time.

288
00:15:16,293 --> 00:15:19,149
Uh, when you're
walking the street,

289
00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,338
or when you're brushing
your teeth.

290
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,048
All the time.

291
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,030
Even when
I'm in bed asleep?

292
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,219
Yes.

293
00:15:31,262 --> 00:15:33,201
MAYA: Hmm.

294
00:15:33,305 --> 00:15:35,953
Like, even when I'm...

295
00:15:36,057 --> 00:15:38,413
I don't know,
like, napping?

296
00:15:38,517 --> 00:15:40,602
Yes.

297
00:15:53,362 --> 00:15:54,467
JAFEER: Dude, was that boob?

298
00:15:54,571 --> 00:15:56,343
SAM: That was her foot, idiot.

299
00:15:56,447 --> 00:15:58,428
You promised a boob.
It's coming.

300
00:15:58,532 --> 00:16:00,471
JAFEER: I don't see anything.
I don't see...

301
00:16:00,575 --> 00:16:03,890
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
There it is. Oh, my God!

302
00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:05,934
That is nice.
Hey, guys...

303
00:16:06,038 --> 00:16:08,394
You mind if I join
in on the movie?
Anna, get out!

304
00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:11,396
What?
ALL: Get out! Go!

305
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,439
Is this...
Get out, Anna!

306
00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:15,712
You're pervs.
Hi, Anna.

307
00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:19,235
(PHONE RINGING)

308
00:16:19,339 --> 00:16:21,278
YUKI:  Hello.
Hi, Yuki.

309
00:16:21,382 --> 00:16:23,738
Oh, Anna, hi.
Um...

310
00:16:23,843 --> 00:16:25,114
Sorry to call so late.

311
00:16:25,219 --> 00:16:27,533
Mmm-hmm.
It's just kind of
an emergency.

312
00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:29,284
Um, is Maya there, please?

313
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:32,662
What happened?
Is everything okay?

314
00:16:32,766 --> 00:16:34,913
Um...

315
00:16:35,018 --> 00:16:36,665
It's not really
an emergency.

316
00:16:36,769 --> 00:16:38,791
Oh...
So, don't...
Don't worry about it.

317
00:16:38,895 --> 00:16:41,460
Okay.
I... I just really need
to talk to Maya.

318
00:16:41,564 --> 00:16:43,545
Is she there?
It's bed time.

319
00:16:43,649 --> 00:16:45,921
Don't call so late.
Talk tomorrow.

320
00:16:46,026 --> 00:16:48,319
Okay, but can you
just tell me...
Bye, Anna.

321
00:16:49,653 --> 00:16:51,738
Hello?

322
00:16:55,366 --> 00:16:57,451
(MUSIC PLAYING)

323
00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:01,495
(SNIFFLES)

324
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:06,499
Just hung up on.
Are you kidding?

325
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:11,127
And lied to. And...

326
00:17:12,253 --> 00:17:15,339
Stupid pervert boys.

327
00:17:16,215 --> 00:17:18,299
(CRYING)

328
00:17:19,801 --> 00:17:22,282
ANNOUNCER:  Hello.
What's your name?
Diana.

329
00:17:22,386 --> 00:17:24,492
ANNOUNCER:  Diana,
you are caller 20.

330
00:17:24,596 --> 00:17:27,786
The winner...
DIANA:  Oh, my God!
Thank you so much!

331
00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:30,121
ANNOUNCER:  You just won
two backstage passes

332
00:17:30,225 --> 00:17:33,165
to see B-Witched at
the Eastlake Amphitheater
this Saturday.

333
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,624
DIANA:  Oh, my God! Yes!

334
00:17:34,728 --> 00:17:36,625
This is the happiest day
of my entire life!

335
00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:38,585
ANNOUNCER:  What's your
favorite radio station?

336
00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:41,567
DIANA:  All the hits, Q102!
(SHOUTING)

337
00:17:49,406 --> 00:17:51,637
(SCREAMING)

338
00:17:51,741 --> 00:17:53,388
Mommy!

339
00:17:53,492 --> 00:17:54,555
YUKI: What's wrong?

340
00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:57,620
It's  Ojichan!
I see  Ojichan!

341
00:17:58,329 --> 00:18:00,914
YUKI: That's nice.
Say hello.

342
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,187
(WHIMPERING)

343
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,605
Sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.

344
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,899
I wasn't doing what
you think I was doing.

345
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,088
I was just scratching.

346
00:18:12,589 --> 00:18:15,508
Go away, please! Go away!

347
00:18:22,388 --> 00:18:23,952
NARRATOR:  The Gobi Desert

348
00:18:24,056 --> 00:18:27,601
is amongst the driest places
in the world.

349
00:18:38,025 --> 00:18:40,110
Na?

350
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:41,882
(ANNA SNIFFS)

351
00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:44,071
Na?

352
00:18:47,532 --> 00:18:49,617
Are you mad at me?

353
00:18:50,492 --> 00:18:52,619
Why weren't you in
carpool this morning?

354
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:56,434
'Cause I, like, slept in.

355
00:18:56,539 --> 00:18:58,561
Oh, really? Oh.
Yeah.

356
00:18:58,665 --> 00:19:00,062
Guess what?
What?

357
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:02,918
I went to Sam's
and you weren't there.
You liar.

358
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,276
Oh, my God.

359
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,465
Yeah. Busted, buddy.

360
00:19:12,884 --> 00:19:14,323
(WHISPERS) Na.

361
00:19:14,427 --> 00:19:15,490
Na, listen.

362
00:19:15,594 --> 00:19:17,950
I'm trying to
watch the video.
Okay.

363
00:19:18,054 --> 00:19:20,139
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

364
00:19:28,646 --> 00:19:30,835
(DRUM MUSIC PLAYING)

365
00:19:30,939 --> 00:19:33,024
(GASPS)

366
00:19:34,358 --> 00:19:36,568
MAYA: Go away. Go away.

367
00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:41,780
(TV CONTINUES PLAYING)

368
00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:48,056
(WHISPERING) Na.

369
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,392
Na. Listen.
I already told you,
I'm trying to...

370
00:19:51,496 --> 00:19:53,226
I'm sorry, I lied, okay?

371
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:54,978
That was really messed up.

372
00:19:55,082 --> 00:19:58,188
But I'm doing it
because I am hiding
something about me

373
00:19:58,292 --> 00:19:59,397
that has nothing
to do with you.

374
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,587
I swear on my life.

375
00:20:02,004 --> 00:20:03,984
Will you listen?

376
00:20:04,088 --> 00:20:06,173
What?

377
00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:10,552
I see dead people.

378
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:17,098
Oh. I, like, see
ghosts all the time.

379
00:20:18,224 --> 00:20:20,079
For real?
Yeah.

380
00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:22,268
Who do you see?

381
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,438
I see my  ojichan.

382
00:20:27,314 --> 00:20:28,878
What is an  ojichan?

383
00:20:28,982 --> 00:20:30,212
It's my grandpa.

384
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:31,796
Oh.
Yeah.

385
00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:34,590
And it's like
really freaky.

386
00:20:34,694 --> 00:20:36,779
I'm not kidding.

387
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,450
I have an idea.

388
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:46,057
ANNA: Spirit,
show yourself.

389
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,976
BOTH: Spirit, reveal.

390
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,394
Spirit, show yourself,

391
00:20:51,498 --> 00:20:54,167
so, Maya knows you're real.

392
00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:58,483
(SIGHS)
I think he's here.

393
00:20:58,587 --> 00:21:00,484
Oh, my God. (CHUCKLES)

394
00:21:00,588 --> 00:21:02,903
I don't know I could be
wrong, I just feel it.

395
00:21:03,007 --> 00:21:05,259
Okay, so, put
your hands on it.
Okay.

396
00:21:08,011 --> 00:21:10,095
Ojichan...

397
00:21:10,971 --> 00:21:13,056
Are you here?

398
00:21:15,683 --> 00:21:18,414
Don't move it.
Okay, I'm not.
I'm not.

399
00:21:18,518 --> 00:21:20,603
Ojichan...

400
00:21:20,937 --> 00:21:23,022
Are you here?

401
00:21:24,731 --> 00:21:26,295
Oh, my God.
Are you moving it?

402
00:21:26,399 --> 00:21:28,380
I'm not moving it.
Are you moving it?

403
00:21:28,484 --> 00:21:29,881
God!
(MAYA SHIVERING)

404
00:21:29,985 --> 00:21:31,299
Okay, that's crazy!

405
00:21:31,403 --> 00:21:33,467
I don't wanna do this.
It's okay.
Put your hands back.

406
00:21:33,571 --> 00:21:35,093
I'm with you.

407
00:21:35,197 --> 00:21:37,282
Put your hands on it.

408
00:21:39,409 --> 00:21:40,430
Ojichan...

409
00:21:40,535 --> 00:21:42,619
Why are you here?

410
00:21:43,537 --> 00:21:44,892
ANNA: (BREATHING HEAVILY)
Oh, my God!

411
00:21:44,996 --> 00:21:46,893
MAYA: Oh, my God.

412
00:21:46,998 --> 00:21:49,083
BOTH: C...

413
00:21:52,043 --> 00:21:54,128
L...

414
00:21:56,004 --> 00:21:58,089
I...

415
00:21:59,924 --> 00:22:02,009
T...

416
00:22:06,053 --> 00:22:09,160
ANNA: T, C-L-I-T.

417
00:22:09,264 --> 00:22:11,349
Clit.

418
00:22:15,143 --> 00:22:16,707
Clit.

419
00:22:16,811 --> 00:22:18,896
Clit.
Clit.

420
00:22:20,231 --> 00:22:23,191
I don't know what clit.
I don't know clit.

421
00:22:25,026 --> 00:22:27,215
Eww.
Eww.

422
00:22:27,319 --> 00:22:29,467
Clit!
Clit!

423
00:22:29,571 --> 00:22:30,717
Maya!
Anna!

424
00:22:30,822 --> 00:22:32,177
You're doing that.
I'm not.

425
00:22:32,281 --> 00:22:33,636
I was not touching.

426
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:35,388
I swear on my life,
I'm not moving it.

427
00:22:35,492 --> 00:22:37,973
You're moving it.
My fingers are barely
touching it.

428
00:22:38,077 --> 00:22:40,162
Okay, well, same.

429
00:22:41,038 --> 00:22:43,122
Why is your grandpa
saying "clit"?

430
00:22:44,415 --> 00:22:46,854
I don't know.
Maybe it's not him.

431
00:22:46,959 --> 00:22:49,043
It's him for sure.
It is?

432
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:51,733
I can feel him.

433
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:53,922
I don't know, Na,
I feel like...

434
00:22:54,631 --> 00:22:55,611
This is crazy...

435
00:22:55,715 --> 00:22:57,362
Maya, let's just try
one more time.

436
00:22:57,466 --> 00:23:00,364
Okay, okay.
Okay. Okay.

437
00:23:00,469 --> 00:23:03,054
Ojichan,  why are you
haunting Maya?

438
00:23:09,058 --> 00:23:10,705
Oh, my God. M...

439
00:23:10,810 --> 00:23:12,415
ANNA: A...
It's moving fast!

440
00:23:12,519 --> 00:23:15,417
MAYA: No. S-T...
ANNA: S-T...

441
00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:17,210
BOTH: U...

442
00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:19,816
R-B...

443
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,422
Whoa!

444
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:25,758
That is crazy,  Ojichan.

445
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,760
Why did you just flick it?

446
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:30,428
I did not flick it.
What the hell?

447
00:23:30,532 --> 00:23:32,680
That was not me.
That was literally him.

448
00:23:32,784 --> 00:23:34,598
We're in the middle of
contacting him.

449
00:23:34,702 --> 00:23:36,766
I didn't flick it.
I didn't.
What the hell?

450
00:23:36,870 --> 00:23:39,143
You guys are
playing Ouija?

451
00:23:39,247 --> 00:23:42,312
We're not playing,
it's serious, so...

452
00:23:42,416 --> 00:23:43,396
(SIGHS)

453
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,605
That shit's so stupid.

454
00:23:44,710 --> 00:23:46,482
(ANNA SIGHS)
You realize

455
00:23:46,586 --> 00:23:47,649
one of you is
just moving it

456
00:23:47,753 --> 00:23:49,838
and it's just your
subconscious, right?

457
00:23:58,053 --> 00:24:00,138
(SOBBING)

458
00:24:01,764 --> 00:24:03,849
(CONTINUES SOBBING)

459
00:24:10,103 --> 00:24:12,188
Are you okay?

460
00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:15,232
(SOFTLY) Yeah.

461
00:24:16,691 --> 00:24:19,235
I need to tell you
my subconscious.

462
00:24:20,653 --> 00:24:22,738
Okay.

463
00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:28,075
(EXHALES)

464
00:24:29,326 --> 00:24:31,411
I'm like Sam...

465
00:24:31,786 --> 00:24:34,163
Only I'm grosser,
'cause I'm a girl,

466
00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:39,062
and I'm a pervert.

467
00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:41,752
And I really shouldn't be
doing what I'm doing.

468
00:24:45,338 --> 00:24:46,734
I've been putting my hands

469
00:24:46,839 --> 00:24:48,924
down my pants, um...

470
00:24:49,716 --> 00:24:51,801
My area...

471
00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:55,262
down there to feel good.

472
00:25:01,558 --> 00:25:04,393
Um, when I'm in bed...

473
00:25:05,644 --> 00:25:07,875
Sometimes
I put my hands

474
00:25:07,979 --> 00:25:10,148
between my legs
to feel good.

475
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,462
Really?

476
00:25:13,567 --> 00:25:14,964
Yeah.

477
00:25:15,068 --> 00:25:16,673
(LAUGHS)

478
00:25:16,777 --> 00:25:18,862
Wait, you mean like this?

479
00:25:23,366 --> 00:25:26,264
Not exactly, um, sort of.

480
00:25:26,368 --> 00:25:28,453
You don't feel gross?

481
00:25:29,787 --> 00:25:32,164
How gross can I feel
if you do it, too?

482
00:25:35,541 --> 00:25:36,855
Promise I'm not a pervert?

483
00:25:36,959 --> 00:25:39,294
Oh. (WHISPERING) I promise.

484
00:25:40,587 --> 00:25:42,067
And swear you
won't tell anyone.

485
00:25:42,171 --> 00:25:43,610
Oh, my God. I swear.
You swear, too?

486
00:25:43,714 --> 00:25:45,799
I swear. Yeah.

487
00:25:47,175 --> 00:25:49,260
Pinky swear.
Pinky swear.

488
00:25:54,639 --> 00:25:57,453
KATHY: Oh, is this
about me drinking...

489
00:25:57,558 --> 00:26:00,893
(KATHY AND CURTIS FIGHTING)

490
00:26:06,564 --> 00:26:08,649
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)

491
00:27:03,231 --> 00:27:05,316
(BED CREAKING)

492
00:27:25,247 --> 00:27:27,999
(OWL HOOTING)

493
00:27:38,465 --> 00:27:41,509
Sweet, sweet mercy.


